Cabinet Capers: Erasing the Past

This entire process has been very entertaining for me. I live alone, as far as other humans go, and have learned that I can laugh out loud at myself without fear of wondering if I should be committed. Crazy people don’t know they’re crazy. I’m frakkin’ nuts! So by that logic I am doing okay.

I laugh frequently at the gross things my house presents, and to be honest it’s almost daily.  Between Pete occasionally sharting in the bed (twice! really??!) and the remnants of German cockroach infestation, I have seen my share of poop; especially for being a non-parent.  I should rename this blog: Easty’s House of Poop, aka EHOP. Ha! #EHOP

When last we left our heroes, the cabinet doors were drying after a couple coats of primer and my head was pounding. 

Time to eradicate the past horrors from the kitchen and bring this baby into a new era of well-being! I donned the rubber gloves and a bucket of soapy water and got to scrubbing.

Before (eeeewww)

After (aaahhhh)

Why yes!That is a good, solid layer of roach poop/pieces. I gagged and laughed my way through it because if I can’t laugh at really disgusting stuff, life gets just a little too hard. Here are the two big guys all scrubbed down and degreased (the same process as the doors.)

After Brett got the new walls in, we did some reordering of the cabinets to make the kitchen a little more cohesive. There used to be a single unit over by the refrigerator that wedged it tightly against the wall and provided a ridiculously small surface area.  So we moved it over to the cabinet next to the stove to create more counter space and so the fridge could breathe. The orange arrows below show the move, but please forgive the terribleness of the rendering:

See that green arrow? The original plan was to have a double upper cabinet with glass inserts installed in the door panels. Then this happened:

So I was like, “Suck it, jigsaw! I’m going all-open shelving!”

And that’s the new plan. This is how I roll.

Once all the cabinets were in place it was time for a light sanding and primer.

Pete was super helpful and not in the way at all.

 

BTdubs, my dog looks dead but I swear he’s just really hot and tired. It was 101 degrees outside (it’s the duurty south ya’ll) and with all the indoor/outdoor movement, plus the power switching on and off to rewire some of the electrical, it was about 97 degrees in the kitchen.  Poor Pete! He works so hard.

Brett secured all of the cabinets to the wall and installed the counter-top and sink. I broke out the wood filler once again (woot!) to erase the past lines between the units so it looks like one solid piece of furniture. I plan to put “feet” at the base of the cabinets later on so that you really get a sense of furniture-ness and not these-are-standard-box-store-cabinets-ness. whew.

Oh! And Brett rigged the sink cabinet to make it seem like it was built for an apron sink! Which of course, it totally wasn’t. In fact, we had to go out and purchase a new sink unit (hello unexpected reno cost!) because the original cabinet fell apart when we removed it from the wall. Years of water damage corroded the particle board and it just collapsed in my hands. The good news is that Lowe’s had an unfinished version in-stock for $105 that blended well with the originals. Added bonus: I did not have to de-poop that one!

Before

After!

     

After sanding everything down, giving it another couple coats of primer, it was finally time to break out the real paint.



Ooooo low odor! No VOCs? Now we’re talkin’! I used Benjamin Moore’s Advance paint in Cloud Cover, satin finish; quite literally ripped this one off from the Petersik’s. I’ve spent enough viral time in their kitchen to know that this is a great color and finish. And they highly recommended it, which is more than enough for me! Sold!

Next comes the hardware phase plus censored expletives! Good, good times!

Hugs,
~Easty

Cabinet Capers: Prep Stage

Let's back-track a couple months!

While Brett The Handy-Man broke his tail on the walls, sink and countertops, I went quite easy on myself (for now) and focused on the cabinetry.

Rather than drop a cool $7 grand on custom cabinets (meeeps!), I decided to give my builder cabinets a refresh and save on my renovation costs.  I turned to my DIY gurus over at Young House Love for a little bit of advice, but wound up “borrowing” their entire shopping list and process.  Hey, if it works, why reinvent the wheel?  I am so not original!

Since Sherry and John Petersik were just winding their kitchen reno down as I was embarking on mine, I thought: how serendipitous!  I don’t know what I would do without this lovely duo and their DIY advice. They make me want to move to Richmond, VA just so I can be BFFs with them.  That didn't come off as creepers did it? Sorry. Back to the whole point of this post because I have clearly strayed:

First, I had to take all of the drawers out and the doors off, and strip everything of its hardware.

 

<<Sidebar: I did my best to keep the hardware that I would be reusing together. I numbered the six lower cabinets and labeled cups to keep the shtufff in.  It was a valiant effort that fell by the wayside in the end.>>

I started prepping the decorative panels by using sprayable Next Degreaser from Home Depot. It was really easy to use, low VOC (but still pretty potent) and non-flammable, because you know I left it on the gas stove top, like, a lot.

Shake it, spray it, let in soak a little and scrub it girl! The directions said to scrub with a rag, but based on the sheer amount of poop-ature I have found, I figured I should use heavy-duty scouring pads.  Then the rag for clean-up/wipe-down.

The plank on the top has been degreased and the one on the bottom has not.  See how much light the bottom one reflects? That’s because it’s slimy and gross and the top one is squeeeky clean!

Next came the really fun part: filling up the old hardware holes! I have a brand new obsession over wood filler.  It’s a seriously good time!

Again, based on what the Petersik’s suggested, I used Elmer’s Pro Wood Filler found at Home Depot.  Slap it on there…

 
…smoosh it in…

…scrape it off…

…let dry and repeat!  Each plank needed about two layers of gook to make it flush with the board.

Here’s everybody all solidified and ready for some sanding action:

I love my little Mouse by Black&Decker! She really gets the job done, even down to those tough corners.

Listen to me; I sound like I used to do blow with the ShamWow! guy. 

Next came another wipe-down with a damp cloth and a couple coats of primer. I used Benjamin Moore’s Stix primer, which covered really well but is really high in VOCs (or at least it felt like it, high being the operative word.) Lord knows I really don’t like feeling that way, so I would not recommend using it in a poorly ventilated room.

YHL recommended Zinsser Smart Prime, and after this experience I totally went out and bought some of that instead. It's hard to find in Tuscaloosa, but not impossible! Stix certainly got the job done but not without some provisions:

An entire family-size bag of mini powdered doughnuts would have also been appropriate, but I am trying to maintain my girlish figure, thank you.

More cabinetry to come, friends! Remain on the edge of you seats!

~Easty-Lou

The Jury Is Still Out

So I found the deal-to-end-all deals almost six months ago.  Whilst perusing one of my favorite local antiqueries, I came upon two super industrial (yet oddly romantic) folding chairs.  I just counted at least three things wrong with the last sentence, including that I just called two folding metal chairs “romantic.”
But they are! And it helps that they came in a pair.  A pair that cost me a total of $20 beans.

Here they are, all soul-matey and smooching in the backyard:

See the lace-y detail?  Pretty romantic, no?

Well, this lovely rusting duo has been sitting around gathering cobwebs (which I basically just spray painted over because, oy, do not like the spiders) until I finally decided that I would try to incorporate them into the kitchen plan as a playful pop of color.

I dug through my paint samples, compared them to the lime green Fiesta bowls I got last Christmas (umm, and the dog dish), took the right sample to Home Depot and came back with a new shade of Key Lime.  I used the gray primer I already had on hand and gave the chairs a light sanding before I got to getting.



The metal was pretty rough already -- not ow-my-tushie-will-never-be-the-same rough-- just rough enough to hold paint without a whole lot of prep work.  And I really did spray right over the cobwebs.  They were more fun (crispy!) to break off after the priming was complete. 

Then I applied really light, thin coats to each chair.  It took about four coats per chair to complete, and I had to run back to Home Depot for a second can.  I left them out in the sun for a couple days to cure up, and then brought them under the carport for a few more to really let them air out—VOCs are not good for the Petey and me.

Blimey! Limey!

And they are now super-duper lime.  I like it in the Mood Board, but once the whole thing is together I may go back to the drawing board with these.  At least I know they can hold their paint!

Let me know your thoughts!  Anyone else spray paint something a wacky green? Or yellow? Who else is in a Spring-y color mood?  Or likes to make up words?

The jury is definitely still out and they may refuse to ever come back at this point.

My New Passion for Stripping

If you decided to read this because you thought there might be human nudity, I suggest you stop reading now before you get disappointed.  I'm talking about paint stripping and naked wood.  I love it, I love it, I love it!

About a month ago I ripped down the weird, country-kitchen-type shelving that came in my master-bath because it was, well, weird.  That room is going to be so funky-awesome ("badical" as my friend Yazzie says) and the country shelving was ruining my vision.  I took it down, removed the brackets and boom! Suddenly reclaimed wood!

Reclaimed wood I can use to build the banquette table for the kitchen...yay!  I have four aux natural three-foot pieces, and one six-foot piece.  One problem: the six-footer had been painted white and used to house red candles.  Time to break out the serious chemicals and goggles!

Before shot and materials

Glob it on, baby! 

Just look at those wrinkles!

Ohhhhhh yeah....

Whoooo! Take it all off!

Whew!  It took a lot of elbow grease to strip it all the way down, but it was totally worth it.  It is a much lighter patina than the other pieces, but I am going to saw it in quarters and mix the pieces together to create visual interest on the table top.  I found a restaurant-style, cast iron table base for about $27.00 online from Atlanta Fixture that should work perfectly.

Here it is, all alone and naked.

 And here it is with it's darker counter-parts, or should I say, table-parts?

Say Cheese!

Speaking of the banquette seating, have I shown you the kitchen plans? I haven't?? Here you go:

Note the apron sink. I got it this past weekend at Ikea!!

So this thing is really going down.  I am jazzed, really and truly.  More madness to come!

~Easty